How do you define awesome?

I asked for awesome this week.

Here is what has happened so far (bear in mind it's only Wednesday):

1. Went in for routine prenatal and discovered no heartbeat. Then spent all night cramped up and bleeding.

2. Broke off a tooth while self-soothing with Chinese food.

3. Drove to NH with Lil Bub only to discover my favorite yarn shop there has closed.

Now.

That list is obviously in reverse awesome order, but I would argue that none of it qualifies as awesome.

Still.

It is only Wednesday. And perhaps i did not use the right tool in my request, and awesome was the wrong choice of words, since by traditional and not Bill and Ted definitions, awesome can be a little terrifying.

SO. I wish to clarify:

Please send only traditionally defined as "excellent" experiences my way the rest of the week.

Thank you.